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Damien Rice Kicks Ass, But Was Probably a Loser Boyfriend (Accidental Babies)

Friday, January 25, 2008

Well I held you like a lover
Happy hands, and your elbow in the appropriate place
And we ignored our others
Happy plans with a delicate look upon your face
Our bodies moved and hardened
Hurting parts of your garden
With no room for a pardon
In a place where no one knows what we have done
Do you cum together ever with […]

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How do I break it to him… Awkward

Friday, October 12, 2007

Daniel: I was thinking about seeing the darjeeling limited tomorrow
Josiah: ah! i look forward greatly to seeing that
Josiah: i haven’t been seeing any movies in theaters recently, maybe boycotting ridiculous prices, maybe i don’t know what
Daniel: BS
Daniel: yet you are willing to spend 5 dollars on a cocktail?
Josiah: well, it’s also something to do with […]

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Ants Marching

Friday, October 5, 2007

Dave Matthews Band is perfect for putting on the sunglasses, the headphones, and re-making an entire client site in an afternoon. I’m excited.
“He wakes up in the morning
Does his teeth bite to eat and he’s rolling
Never changes a thing
The week ends the week begins
She thinks, we look at each other
Wondering what the other is thinking
But […]

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“Now That We’re Public…”

Thursday, October 4, 2007

“…is the magic gone?”
“it’s funny that you mention that, because i was just thinking about that… i now find you repulsive”
“well it was good while it lasted.”

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Josiah’s Johnson

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Much to the disappointment of much of my already burgeoning reader base, I do not have any plans to turn JosiahsJohnson.com into an adult male entertainment/erotic photography site.

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